Chevrolet girl.

maryinwonderlanduniverse:

Soooo, I explained to my boyfriend that when I say “come to bed with me” I, in no way shape or form, mean go to sleep.

Yet he still says that it is “too early” to go to bed.

Guess I’m just going to masturbate my life away.

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

(via luveing)

I got dumped…

happiest:

People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.

(via just-being-me-girls)